NEW WAY TO SELECTING FUTURE HUSBAND
79DISCLAIMER
This is only for laugh. Don’t try it without professional assistance. If you experiencing trouble because practicing this, it is not my fault at all ! I did warn you! ^^ Please enjoy!
Freya
Do you having problem in sellecting man to find Mr. Right? Here some tips for you which came from my own experience.
Few weeks ago there is a man want to get to know me better (aka asking for dating). His face is alright and has great career, but if about his Iman and taqwa (believing Allah and doing his deeds just like what Al Qur’an had taught Muslim), there is big question mark in my mind about that!
Got curious, I asked...
“Do you like animal?”
“Yes, I do.”
I do, he said. Hmmm... I was busy looking for the sign of lies.
“If I have to go back to school later, may I leave my Cat, Torty, at your place so she can live there for while when I am away?”
Testing, observing, analyzing... proceed!
“Oh, I do love animal, but I don’t like taking care of it.”
“Why is that?”
“Because animal is smelly...”
Doh!
What?! No! My Torty always smell good, thanks to her shampoo and her tick collar, while you; might be already smell bad by little bit of sweat!
“Dirty...”
I did meet many slouchy guys which is more dirty than any animal, mostly my Torty; which always clean! They just hate bathing and using the same shirt every single day and never care about changing at all!
“Very naughty and loves to breaking things...”
Let’s count: how many glasses, plates and other vulnerable things you had been broke in this life time? And how about those damaged you already did to any other things? Let’s compare the quantity and level of the damage, will you?
“And their poop is soooo.... ughhh!”
He pinched his nose and made disgusting expression.
Was your shit smell good to you, eh?
It is not love if you want to have good and beautiful things only from those you said you love. Everything in life has good side and bad side. Right at this moment you said you love me, who able to guarantee that you will still feel the same if you find something you don’t like about me? I am afraid at that moment you will look for another woman to replacing me.
A wife not only able to give you great time and pleasure, and with children around, sometimes, there will be a time when wife and children become really helpless more than any animal ever did. If this is happening to you, will you stay faithfully with them and love them still? I wonder.
I’m sorry I have no interest on man who only wants to have fun and beauty in this life. If it is Allah will (insha Allah), He will always protecting me from this kind of men. Amen.
MORAL FROM THIS STORY
Do not ever criticize her pets in front of the animal lovers. She will used it as an excuse to kick your butt away from her life as soon as possible!
THE SUCH CALLED TIPS
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Ask for troublesome wish
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Watch his reaction closely
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Listen to his answer carefully. You will know what your next question will be just by listen to his response to you
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Analyze every answer he give you inside your mind, like I did above
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If you want to kick some pride, you can tell him your analyze about his answer to you at the end, but I suggesting you to never do that because he will used it to fix his performance the next time he find another girl he likes. It is important to us, women, protecting each other from this kind of man, right?
Have a nice day everyone.
I hope I am successful in trying to make you laugh! ^^
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Funny Hub and great photos Freya. Good guide for a bloke too, on how to behave. I don't think my cat was very interested though, she was too busy sharpening her claws on the back of my chair - but it was a cheap chair anyway and a lady has to attend to her nails.
Regards,
Peter.
Nice hub, thanks for the warning not to try without a professional assistance.
This is so funny, but the moral of the story is true, animal lovers love their pets.
I wouldn't mind taking care of your cat,but it might be ferral upon your return:-))
SilverGenes: Of course it is true! Somehow... LOL. Thank you, dear.
The Old Firm: Hehehe... you are really funny, Sir! Thank you.
Sunchild28: Oh, that just only warning I added to make sure nobody will able to sue me later if something wrong happen, just like those warning they put on the back of ciggarette box. Still, silently, I wish people ignoring my warning and keep following this method to sellecting future husband. LOL! Thank you.
Sangre: No! No! All part of this Hub is true! That is why it is really useful! hehehe... Thank you. ^^
Mentalist Acer: I believe that! I really do! Fortunately, my cat need to be push a little so she can be more brave. She is too coward! Maybe it is good to become ferral for her! So, may I send her to you now? ^^ hehehe... Thank you, Sir.
Nice Hub,
I want one your cat you know so cute.
Noooo!!!! They are too cute to be giving away! Hehehehe... They are not mine at all. THank you, RichardCMckeown
My friend, you always be my inspiration. I wish I can met my future wife soon. God bless you. Take care! Rated up...
Love and peace,
Prasetio: Hmm... Considering it is come from my senior, I feel honour! But I think I still have so many lack while you already gain great success here. ^^ Thank you anyway. I hope it is true. ^^
This funny story Freya and you do that most of the time. I really like your style but I can't do it sis, do I imitate or what? I can't because of your warning, so I don't want to do that. Any way thanks for sharing sis.
Abdi
Freya, so true, cute and simply reminds me of lie to me, on TV. I really loved it, and by the way that is one smart way to discover his point of view on a certain topic as well as his character! WAY TO GO, btw how is your cat doing? [tamashii hasn't returned, Hisagi had two kittens that look like tamashii (i believe he IS NOT THE DAD btw) and ash the only male cat right now is ash ...fat and Grey :D:D ]
HUGs
this was way cool. thankyou so much. I needed to laugh. take care and thankyou for the follow.
Salam, Abdi.
You should write with your own style. If you not found one yet, keep writing and by the time, you will find it. Our style is changing; growing by the time and by understanding about everything. Be honest but stay wise, this is rule I always pushed myself to follow.Sometimes I managed, sometimes I didn't, but unless I always try my best.
Have a nice day, brother.^^ Wassalam
Uriel dear, where is tamashi going? Is it possible someone steal him from you? In Indonesia, breed cat like Tamashi will never save outside of the house alone. No mention Turkish Anggora; expensive one!
New kittens! How lucky! You should send me few pictures of them later, dear.
My silly Torty is fine, I hope! I just wake from sick-bed after 10 days and Torty have to live without me for while during that time. My friend whose taking care of her said Torty still cute and funny as usual, but maybe not as fat as before. I miss her. Miss you too. Emmuah!!! Hope you are allright there.
Meow48: Laugh is all this Hub meant for. I'm glad you like it. ^^ Thank you, dear.
...well you know I would love this one ...... so here is another landmark hub of yours that I will posting to the lucky readers at my Facebook page - you are so much fun and a delight - your writing always gives me proper goosebumps and yes Little Miss Tiffy (in my picture) says hello - and my other cat, Mister Gabriel, too!
Thanks for the morning smile, Epi. Loved the cats. I have several and they are NEVER smelly!!
Freya : >_< just telling me tamashii was stolen makes me want to cry. I mean he is a stray cat [or at least was a stray cat when his mom left him in our garden] but he is so sweet that anyone would want to touch him and take him home . Poor baby :( ~i really miss that crazy tamashii so cute and fluffy :(
I do hope your neighbor is feeding the cats not keeping them starving i mean :-(
Salam dear and God bless you
btw why did you catch ? flu? runny nose? or something else i hope you are feeling much better now. Stay healthy eat lots of fruits drink juice and have so sun [i don't what to tell you to do :D but know that i will be by your side "D"D]
Epigramman: From cat lover to another cat lover, aren't they adorable?! Thank you, Mr. E. You are the best! I want to see Mr. Gabriel too. He must be really cute cat. ^^
Suziecat7: But my baby is smelly right now because she decided to kissed me right after she ate wet food and cleaning her face after kissed me. Braaaat! Hehehe... thank you for reading and commenting. ^^
Uriel dear: I'm sorry about Tamashi. I hope he will coming back home soon. My Torty is fine. My best friend rescue her and took her home while I still sick. She is bigger now! Hard to believe how different her size is only in 12 days. She is with me now, whinning to get wet food and being allow to play outside. This brat! Hehehe
I was suffer from Chikungunya. You can google it to know what it is but chikungunya is a fever caused by mosquito and lately can be found at tropic Island. It is not deathly like dengue fever, but it can caused people get paralized for while. It attack our bones, caused it feel so painful. The pain is so damned crazy made me thought I was about to get nut because of it. Doctor gave me too many medicine which caused gastric problem and made the sickness become twice harder. I am fine now, just terrible headache left. Unless I can be with Torty again. ^^
Funny hub but great advice. You are a wise woman and that makes you more beautiful dear Freya.
Micky Dee: Hey, King Micky. You are always so sweet. Thank you. ^^
This has so much wonderful humor, but is actually a very serious topic. You composed a wonderful piece of work, Freya. I especially related to the portion about "kitty poo". When you dissected this information, you are so completely right on the mark!!! What would happen with a husband that refused to change a baby diaper? Actually, my ex-husband that I divorced just about a year ago, never once asked how I felt when I was ill. When I had to have my gorgeous 100 lb. Golden Retriever put down as he had cancer and was at the end, I had to beg someone else to help me get Leo to the vet, as the ex had his usual Saturday morning breakfast planned with his oldest daughter. He told me "no, my truck is new", when I asked him for help. The dog was his dog also, but I suppose in name only. When he left us to go to his breakfast date, he did not even say "goodbye to Leo". I still cry over that. I knew I could never, ever forgive him for that. Although, it took some time for me to get out, I was "gone" from the beginning of Leo's cancer. He did not help me in caring for him at all. Not even to talk to me about it. I was long gone.
This is truly a fantastic combination of humor and brilliance, Freya. Thank you
Dear, Amy, that is awful experience. Indeed some people can't love animal but unless they can try to be kind and sensitive toward our feeling to our pet! This kind of behavior is very annoying for me. I hope you will meet your true partner in love soon, dear. Thank you, Amy. Big hug! ^_^
SilverGenes Level 4 Commenter 13 months ago
This is so cute! And actually kind of true, too! hehehehe