Quotes About Men
Hello again everyone.
Here some quotes I found along my journey browsed many webs. These are about Man. Most of it very funny, but maybe some a little not nice. So I should say, I'm so sorry first to all of men who read this. I just want to share the laugh with you all and never have any bad intention at all. So, please forgive me.
Enjoy!
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan.
"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
CoCo Chanel
"There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
Bob Philips
"Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects."
Oscar Wilde
"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
Rita Rudner
When a man of 40 falls in love with a girl of 20, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lenore Coffee
Men are a luxury, not a necessity
Cher
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
Natalie Wood
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Robin Morgan
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Miss Piggy
Men are creatures with eight hands.
Jane Mansfield
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
Dave Barry
Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a
man leaves off something he looks worse.
Will Rogers
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Linda Ellerbee
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung
