QUOTES ABOUT MEN
81Hello again everyone.
Here some quotes I found along my journey browsed many webs. These are about Man. Most of it very funny, but maybe some a little not nice. So I should say, I'm so sorry first to all of men who read this. I just want to share the laugh with you all and never have any bad intention at all. So, please forgive me.
Enjoy!
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan.
"If you never want to see a man again say, 'I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children'. They leave skid marks."
Rita Rudner
As long as you know most men are like children, you know everything.
CoCo Chanel
"There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
Bob Philips
"Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects."
Oscar Wilde
"Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in."
Rita Rudner
When a man of 40 falls in love with a girl of 20, it isn't her youth he is seeking but his own.
Lenore Coffee
Men are a luxury, not a necessity
Cher
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
Natalie Wood
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
Robin Morgan
Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.
Miss Piggy
Men are creatures with eight hands.
Jane Mansfield
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Woody Allen
What women want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What men want: Tickets to the World Series.
Dave Barry
Man has will, but woman has her way.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a
man leaves off something he looks worse.
Will Rogers
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Linda Ellerbee
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Carl Gustav Jung
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Hello Blake4d, are you really serious want use that quote as your xmas card? Lol.
Well, Anna Nicole Smith have to be praised for her braveness to be with her chosen husband, no matter what her reason is. ^_^
thank you for reading this and thank you for your thoughtful comment, Blak4d.
I hope you have wonderful day. ^_^
"Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange." Hey! Okay- maybe you're right.
Hah, I love that Rita Rudner quote.
I'll admit it though, I am a furniture-based leisure prioritizer.
Great Hub, thumbs up!
Micky : Hahaha.... Brave man!
Mrpopo : thank you. :)
LOL!! Oh Freya.. I think you figured us out! :-)
Ah! Are you sure, Carolina? I don't think men really these bad, but..... what do I know, I am not man. LOL.
Thank you for visiting me, Carolina. ^_^
LOL...great quotes and hilarious pics. Thumbs up! :)
Thank you. I'm glad you like it. \^o^/
These are very funny jokes. I enjoyed reading them. Thank you!
Thank you for reading this, James. ^_^
hahahhaha,,,,,,, GREAT HUB =)) hUMOROUS in Fact
I glad you like it, Leptirela. It is always good for laugh. ^^ Thank you.
"as long as you know most men are like children, you know everything." lol I love this whole hub! Great and funny :)
Thank you, Seraphim. Your laugh is my happiness. ;)
I loved this one Freya. so right you are. My dad used to say to us girls, "all men are animals and only want one thing", I wonder if all women have become animals also, since so many today seem to want only one thing also. they have truly become equals. Humans are such funny creatures. LOL and so much in denial! I did not say any of the above! LOL :D ~aloha~
Sa'ge, very true! Human indeed such funny creatures! We are changing, adapting, moving, and if we can't do all that, we will denying, frustrating or being angry to the world. It sound really natural, but somehow many of the acts that caused by it very ridiculous and out of the logic context, and they even didn't realized it.
About women, I guess this is an adapting part came out and speak. Taught by experiences changing people (women in this case) inside, and turned her became another predator for that one thing also. So sad but that's is the fact in this world today, which I really do not like to see. :(
Well, let just see a good side of it, which is; it gave us more subject to laugh about! ^_^ Thank you, Sa'ge. I will visit you, soon.
They are all very funny pictures !
I tried my best to made them fit the quotes. I am glad it is work. Thank you, Agusfanani. :)
Great pictures, a great selection. But you found out a lot about men, I never knew I would be discovered:9)) too funny. Fun hub.
Saddlerider1, Hello, Sir.
So it is true then? Aaaaah... where I can found a man who do not have those behaviors above? So sad. :(
Well, unless I know the truth and I will used it for my own benefit. LOL.
Thank you for reading this, Sir.
Haha, the quotes are funny. Still they teach us a lesson..
Yes, Isn't it. I am glad I make you laugh. :) Thank you.
Hilarious Freya. I just love the graphics also. LoL
I'm glad you like it, Carrie, because it is really hard for me to finally able to fitted all quote with it's pic. @.@ Hehehe... Thank you, dear.
LOL... These are so funny !
Yes. I'm glad you like it. ^^
Voted up and funny! And that ending picture? Oh my! LOL
Hello, NJ. That final pic is gift for our health, big and great laugh. ^_^ I'm glad you like it. Thanks.
Oh man, this was pretty great!
Thank you, dear. ^^
blake4d 2 years ago
"There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus."
Wow this is going to be a quote on my next internet xmas card. Hub praises Freya, for a list of cool reasons. Number one, the first hub to ever include Homer simpson, Mr. Bean and Woody Allen simultaneously. Secondly for respectfully including Anna Nicole Smith, RIP to an American icon, and media Goddess. Not for her talent, but for lack of it she still rose to historical notworthy status in our US history as a modern woman. XOXO.
Keep on Hubbing FC. Blake4d